Meteorologist Pickup Lines
Many of these pickup lines I came up with myself. The rest were developed by the members of the Purdue University Meteorological Association on a trip in 2002. Thanks to everyone who contributed (especially Peter Hall, who come of with some of the best ones).
- I'm not an engingeer!
- What's your "do" point?
- How's your warm sector?
- Can I advect your vortex?
- Want to see my lightning rod?
- Do I make you saturated?
- Can I lift your index?
- Hey! Do ya wanna flux?
- Can I make your jet stream?
- I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.
- Wanna sling my psychrometer?
- I'd like to punch your core.
- Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Would you like to blow my weather vane?
- Let me analyze your contours.
- I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!
- I've got mad Skillings.
- Wanna see my weather weenie?
- I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.
- My! Your parcels are buoyant.
- I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.
- Tonights forecast: 100% chance of love.
- Can I see your weather balloons?
- Nice pair of 88D's.
- I'd like to get on your waterspout.
- Can I calibrate your instrument?
- The snow is blowing. How about you?
- Take it easy on me -- I'm a virga.
- Break out the AWIPS and chains.
- Do you want to absorb my emittance.
- You're the cause of my perturbation.
- My! Your tornado is long.
- So, how many inches will I get?
- Do you want to collect my precipitation?
- I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.
- You advect my moisture.
- I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.
- Have you ever had multiple vorticies?
- I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!
- Do you want to suction my vortex?
- Is your tornado big enough to chase?
- There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.
- Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?
- I have an overshooting top.
- Nice mammatus.
- Feel the rush of my monsoon!
- You're as hot as an Indian summer.
- Can I TK your WXP?
- Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?
- There's a cold front coming through, but I can keep your front warm.
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